In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting! He told the men to stand in two queues… Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives! Only 1 man stood in d second Queue… God said “So you control ur wife?” […]
God: I am pleased with your prayers. Ask me what do you want? Man: I want to lay a road between USA and India. God: That is not possible. Laying road over seas, land and across boundaries of different countries is very difficult. Ask me something else. Man: Please make […]
Husband: Hi my Love. I Was missing you; so I called How are you darling? Wife: Oh. What about big fight we had five minutes ago? You are not angry? Husband: Oh God I dialled home again!
By all means; marry. If you get a good wife; you will become happy; if you get a bad one; you will become a philosopher.
A poor man catches a fish; but his wife cant cook due to high prices so no gas; no spices; no oil. Man puts the fish back in river. Fish shouts: Congress Zindabad! Congress is a Party Name which is ruling presently in India.
Men understand men better. Example: Man: I want to buy a ladies watch. Shopkeeper: Is it for your wife? or shall I show a expensive one. 😛
A good Married life secret is. . . . . . . Always think you are Lion and. . . . . . . Wife as . . . . . . RING MASTER 😀
Bus full of housewives was crashed and every one died; husbands cried for a week. A man was stil crying after two weeks When asked why he still crying? He Replied: MY wife missed the bus.