Friedship is just like wine; as it gets older it gets sweeter; just like you and me. You are getting older and I am getting sweeter.
Constable: sir we have caught a truck full of wine and alcohol. Jack:inspector: thats good; now catch two more trucks full of SODA and PEANUTS.
Which is the most Dangerous Alphabet? W Bcoz all worries start with W; Who? Why? What? When? Whom? Where? War; Wine; Women and finally WIFE!
Confident lines on wine shop: people those who love the girls truly. one day dey must love me also.