
Constable: sir we have caught a truck full of wine and alcohol. Jack:inspector: thats good; now catch two more trucks full of SODA and PEANUTS.
Constable: sir we have caught a truck full of wine and alcohol. Jack:inspector: thats good; now catch two more trucks full of SODA and PEANUTS.
Jack: Teacher; can I go to the bathroom? Teacher Jill: Jackkkk; MAY I go to the bathroom? Jack: But I asked first! […]
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Jack: An old kings skeleton. Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it? Jack: That was same […]
Height of commitment: Jack leaves the exam just after 5 Min. it started. Jill: Dont you know answers in the paper? Jack: […]
Jack joined a new job. First day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you […]