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All doors re closed

Sometimes We Feel All Doors Are Closed In Our Life.. But All The Closed Doors May Not Be Locked.. They May Be Waiting For Your Knock..

Divorce Vs. Murder

⛔DIVORCE vs. MURDER🚫 🙂 🙂 A nice, calm & respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes & said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide❗ The pharmacist asked😥 “Why in the world do you need cyanide❓ The lady replied, “I need it […]

Beautiful Lines

💚Beautiful Lines💚 एक सच छुपा होता है जब कोई कहता है “मजाक था यार”** एक फीलिंग छुपी होती है जब कोई कहता है “मुझे कोई फर्क नही पङता”** एक दर्द छुपा होता है जब कोई कहता है “Its ok”** एक जरूरत छुपी होती है जब कोई कहता है “मुझे अकेला […]

Solve Simple Mistakes

Solve Simple Mistakes early before it Leads to Big Problem. B’coz we always Slip from Small Stones & not from Mountain…

Fear not when the dark

Fear not when the dark ☁clouds gather and the thunder🌩 rumbles in between flashes of lightning⚡ Some lessons📖 can only be learnt in a storm💨 🌻Suprabhatam & a Blessed 💦day to You & Your Family on this Glowing Guruvaar🙏🏼🌷🌷🙏🏼😇😇

On the eve of Kabali Release

On the eve of Kabali release shortly Rajni kanth is back…. All new series on Rajnikanth: ———————————————- Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral! ——————————— Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan ‘via Bluetooth’! ——————————– Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass ——————————— Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured […]

I can have half of my salary.

After his Divorce a husband came out of the court jumping, dancing, singing 💥 His friend asked him why he was so happy. He replied “Court has said to pay my wife half of my salary.” Friend asked “Why are you happy?” He said “From now on I can have […]

Massi dip in water

How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water? Diplomacy!

she is calling a cab

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word? . . . . . Vocabulary!😜😁