MODERN LIFE STYLE: DAUGHTER: Sorry dad; I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. DAD: Its okay; but dont forget next time.
I was born on a pirate ship
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
Millions of people wrote Love Letters; But everyone sends the First Love Letter to ME. Think how handsome OR Beautiful I am. Quoted by DUSTBIN.