JACK: What is the guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw this mirror down from 100ft height, the mirror will not break till 99ft. JACK: WOW! pack it.
Jack and Jill
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Jack: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the Christmas cake I made. Jill: Whom should I call now; Police or Ambulance?
Professor: the chemical symbol of Barium Jack: Ba Prof: Sodium? Jack: Na Prof: what will we get if 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of Sodium are combined? Jack: BANANA.
Jill: Why are you watching Fox News since 8 Hrs? Jack: I Wanted to know news about foxes; but no news about foxes so far!
Jack dialled a phone no. A computerized female voice said. Your Balance is low; please recharge to make a call. Jack: Hmmm. Let it be; Talking with you is more than enough for me.
Best joke: Jack went for an Interview. Jack: May I come in sir? Interviewer: Wait please. Jack: 70 kgs sir.
Jack bought a car on loan. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car. Jack: If I knew this; I would have taken a loan for my marriage also!
A bird shits on a Jack. Jack shouts angrily; DONT YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR? The bird shouted back; Do you shit in Underwear itself!
Principal to Jack: Why do you come to school every day and sit in the class. Jack: Silly question; Just for the Attendance!
Jack prays daily for Two hours. GOD; make me lucky by winning lottery. After 11 years God appeared and said: My SON atleast take a Lottery ticket and Pray!
Jack got an invitation of party. Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only Jack jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha.
Man: Jack where were U born? Jack: England. Man: Which part? Jack: Hoye part part what doing, whole body Is born in England dude.
Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Jack:That is great, I will take two of them:p
Petrol ke rate badhne par Jack bola: There ish no problem for me. I ushe tho fill of 100 and now also I am filling of 100 only.
Jack standing near door. Jill: Why are you standing here? Jack: I am going to hunt a lion. Jill: then go? Jack: How can i go? Dog is standing and barking outside.
Why did Jack keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from key hole.
Jacks Wife looking at Honeymoon brochures said: Lets try Greece this year! Jack asked: Why? whats wrong with Vaseline?
Height of commitment: Jack leaves the exam just after 5 Min. it started. Jill: Dont you know answers in the paper? Jack: Thats not the matter. I have to get ready for tomorrows paper.
Jack: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was discovered in 1773. Jill: Thank God; I was born after that. If i would have born before; I would have died.
Jacks son was filling a Application form. Son: Father; What should I fill in mother tongue? Jack: Write; very long and uncontrollable.
Jack saw a board at the center of a River; He tried to read; but he cant read it. So; Jill asked him to swim into the River and read. Then he read CROCODILES INSIDE DONT SWIM!
Salesman Jill: Sir; Do you need Cockroach powder? Jack: No; We dont love our cockroaches so much. Today if we give them Powder; tomorrow they will ask Deodorant.
Jack: How many great men are born in our city?? Jill: None; only babies were born.
Jack found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first The chicken or The egg? Oh Dude; what ever your order first; it will come!
Jack: If I had seven apples in one hand and eight apples in the other; what would I have? Jill: BIG HANDS!