If Columbus had a GirlFriend

If Columbus had a GirlFriend; He might have never Discovered AMERICA because GF: Where are you Going? With Whom? How are you Going? To discover what? Why only you? What Should I do when you are Gone? Can I come with you? When will you be Back? Where will you Stay? You will miss me Na? COLUMBUS: Oh. my mother; I will not go! happy?