Teacher: Why are you late in the class? Student: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Student: The one that says; SCHOOL AHEAD; GO SLOW.
SIR: What is difference btween Coffee Shop n Wine Shop? STUDENT: Very Simple sir; Love Starts in Coffee Shop; Love Ends in Wine Shop.
Teacher: what is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4. . . . . . . . . . CHODHRY: Depend karta hai agar horizontally adha karo toh 0 :Zero: Aur vertically karo toh 3 :Three: 1st tym rajni lost!
Once Rajnikant went to bhopal for shooting a film and had bad stomach upset and the result was BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY and the whole shooting set was fully burnt.
Once James bond shoots a prsn and said im bond James bond CLIMAX: but d prsn catches d bullet and just throws at bond n bond dies. d prsn says: im kant rajnikant.
As a kid; RAJNIKANTH maintained a diary of day to day activities. Today that diary is called GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.
Dad joined FACEBOOK
dad : hi son
son : WTF
Dad askd son : What is WTF..??
son : WTF means Welcome to Facebook daddy.