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Why are you late

Teacher: Why are you late in the class? Student: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Student: The one that says; SCHOOL AHEAD; GO SLOW.

What is half of 8

Teacher: what is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4. . . . . . . . . . CHODHRY: Depend karta hai agar horizontally adha karo toh 0 :Zero: Aur vertically karo toh 3 :Three: 1st tym rajni lost!

Bhopal Gas Tragedy

Once Rajnikant went to bhopal for shooting a film and had bad stomach upset and the result was BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY and the whole shooting set was fully burnt.

James bond and Rajnikant

Once James bond shoots a prsn and said im bond James bond CLIMAX: but d prsn catches d bullet and just throws at bond n bond dies. d prsn says: im kant rajnikant.

Son to dad WTF

Dad joined FACEBOOK

dad : hi son
son : WTF
Dad askd son : What is WTF..??
son : WTF means Welcome to Facebook daddy.