JACK: What is the guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw this mirror down from 100ft height, the mirror will not break till 99ft. JACK: WOW! pack it.
Jack: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the Christmas cake I made. Jill: Whom should I call now; Police or Ambulance?
Professor: the chemical symbol of Barium Jack: Ba Prof: Sodium? Jack: Na Prof: what will we get if 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of Sodium are combined? Jack: BANANA.
Jill: Why are you watching Fox News since 8 Hrs? Jack: I Wanted to know news about foxes; but no news about foxes so far!
Jack dialled a phone no. A computerized female voice said. Your Balance is low; please recharge to make a call. Jack: Hmmm. Let it be; Talking with you is more than enough for me.
Best joke: Jack went for an Interview. Jack: May I come in sir? Interviewer: Wait please. Jack: 70 kgs sir.
Jack bought a car on loan. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car. Jack: If I knew this; I would have taken a loan for my marriage also!