A funny life cycle; COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRIEND n GIRLFRIEND OF COCKROACH.
BAAP OF ALL Rajnikant SMS: Once RAJNIKANT was playing cricket in the monsoons. . . . . . . . . . . . & . . . . . . . . . . . The rain was canceled due to the match!
Teacher: Why are you late in the class? Student: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Student: The one that says; SCHOOL AHEAD; GO SLOW.
Jack: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the Christmas cake I made. Jill: Whom should I call now; Police or Ambulance?
Dear Imran Khan.
If problems were resolvable by dialogue.
There was no need for 3 marriages.
Professor: the chemical symbol of Barium Jack: Ba Prof: Sodium? Jack: Na Prof: what will we get if 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of Sodium are combined? Jack: BANANA.
SIR: What is difference btween Coffee Shop n Wine Shop? STUDENT: Very Simple sir; Love Starts in Coffee Shop; Love Ends in Wine Shop.