Jack stealing

Jack: The judge fined me for stealing again. Jill: Why in the world do you keep stealing? Jack: I have to steal to pay those. Jill: You are so intelligent!


Hum gum chupaa ke muskuraate gaye

Hum gum chupaa ke muskuraate gaye; wo hadd se jyada satate gaye. Meri aankho se ghata barasti gaye; aur wo saawan samajh ke nahate gaye!


Gantantra Divas Desh pe marnewalo

Valentine Day; Friendship Day; Diwali hardam raha yaad; 26 Jan pe SMS karna lagta hai barbad; Desh pe marnewalo ko ek baar to karo yaad; Aur Zor se Sab bolo; BHARAT ZINDABAD. JAI HIND. Gantantra Divas ki Shubhkaamnaayen.


Gantantra Divas SMS Shayari

Watan hamara misaal mohabbat ki; Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki; Meri khush naseebi mili zindagi is chaman mein. Bhula na sake koi iski khushbu saton janam mein. Gantantra Divas ki Shubhkaamnaayen.


Gantantra Divas shayari

Watan hamaara aisa koi na chhod paaye; Rishta hamara aisa koi na tod paaye; Dil ek hai ek jaan hai hamari; Hindustan hamara hai hum shaan hain iski. Gantantra Divas ki shubhkaamnaayen.


Ganatantra Divas SMS Shayari

Nahi sirf jashn manana;
Nahi sirf jhande lehrana;
Yeh kaafi nahi hai watanparasti;
Yaadon ko nahi bhulana;
Jo qurbaan hue;
Unke lafzon ko aage badhana;
Khuda ke liye nahi;
Zindagi watan ke liye lutana.
Ganatantra Divas ki shubhkaamnaayen


Republic Day Hindi Shayari

विकसित होता राष्ट्र हमारा!
रंग लाती हर कुर्बानी है!
फक्र से अपना परिचय देते!
हम सारे हिन्दोस्तानी है!
गणतंत्र दिवस की शुभकामनाएं!