hearts and bones

Don’t Break anyone’s heart, They have only one of it…

Break their bones… They have 206 of them


heights of doing things

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.

Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.

Height of stupidity?
Looking through a keyhole of glass door.

Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.

Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

Height of time-wasting?
U reading the whole msg.


death of husband wifes ad

Husband k Marne k Next day,

Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil Hony waly Logon Ko Thanx

FROM:
Anam (age28)
Height:5’4″
Gora rang,
Bachay nahi han.


kal hum ho na ho

Dosti ki galiyo mein koi gham na ho, Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho, Bas yehi dua tum kush raho, Kya pata yeh message bhejne wala Kal Ho Na Ho…


Ramji jeete lanka

A time for celebration, A time for victory of good over bad, A time when world see the example of power of good. Let us continue the same “true” spirit. Blessing of Dussehra


Victory over bad

A time for celebration, A time for victory of good over bad, A time when world see the example of power of good. Let us continue the same “true” spirit.
Blessing of Dussehre


Color, bliss and beauty

On this auspicious occasion,
I wish the color, bliss and beauty
Of this festival…
Be with you throught the year!
Happy dasara