SANTAS RAILWAY INTERVIEW


RAILWAY INTERVIEW: Interviewer: Agar Do Gaadiyan Ek Line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa: Jee; Red Light dikhaunga. Interviewer: Red Light na ho to? Santa: Torch Dikhaunga. Interviewer: Torch na ho to? Santa: Apni Red Shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer: Shirt bhi Red na huyi to? Santa: Fir Main apne Bhuaa k Ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer: Hain! Wo Q? . . . . . . . . . Santa: Jee; usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi!