Alcohol is not the answer

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

Essay on duck

Essay on duck: I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbor uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhi ji. He was a good person. He had one stick. Stick swim in water. Duck also swim in water. Duck take bath in water. Me too take bath in water. I take bath only 5 min but duck take bath full day. So only duck is so white. I like duck so much. Moral: My messages are free. I have 9523 more free SMS. Coming soon. essay on fish!

After breakup Girls and Boys

Girls eat chocolate after breakup because sweetness in chocolate make them forget the bitterness of the break up. Guys drink alcohol because bitterness of alcohol makes them forget the sweetness of girl.

Truck full of wine and alcohol

Constable: sir we have caught a truck full of wine and alcohol. Jack:inspector: thats good; now catch two more trucks full of SODA and PEANUTS.

Diff between alcohol and poison

What is the difference between Alcohol & Poison?

If u drink alcohol u will dance around the people.

If u drink Poison people will dance around U.
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