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Balayya Jumping Distance

Max Jumping distance of ANIMALS: Dog: 4m Cat: 3.7m Donkey: 6m Horse: 14.9m Tiger: 17.5m Balayya: Jumps 1Km from buildng to train. What a Funny animal.

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Balayya and Shopkeeper

Balayya: You cheated me. Shopkeeper: How? Balayya: You said this is American made Radio. But wen I put it on; it always says All India Radio.

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Ballayya to NTR for lover

Balayya: oray na lover ki msg pampivali ra. NTR: nenu pampisthanu mob ivvu babai. Balayya: arey jagratha hand writing theda rakunda chudu!

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Doctor and Balayya

Doctor: u hav a brain tumor. Balayya: yahoo.! Jumps n enjoy. Doc: y r u so happy? Balayya: idhi chalehe naku brain undani chepadaniki

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NTR and Balayya on Mobile recharge

Ntr balayya ni 100/- aduguthadu. BALAYYA: enduku ra? NTR: balance ldu babai. Recharge cheyinchali. BALAYYA: pichoda na dantlo ful undi balance. BLUETOOTH on cheyi pampista. NTR: Nuv keka babai. keepsmiling.

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Balayya and NTR in exam

Balayya and NTR wrote an xam. Balayya: Emi rayaledu ra kaali paper echesanu. NTR: Same to u babai. Balayya: Kompa munchavra Manam copy kottam anukuntarra.

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Balayya with Roger Federer

Roger Federer: Ive each and evry knwldge abt tennis U can ask me anythin Balayya:k tell me hw many holes r der in NET? Federer shocks *BALAYA ROCKS*