Today is mobile worship day

Today is mobile worship day! Please remove battery and put it in soap water for 20 Minutes. Take SIM card and brush it and put KUMKUM and say Govinda Govinda!

Belated birthday wishes

Dear Friend; My plane crashed but I am fine; My car was stolen yesterday; I missed the bus and my mobile battery was too low thats why I cant get you yesterday; please forgive me for wishing it today. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Forward that message to me also

Jack: Jill; Today I got a different Message. Then my mobile got switched off. Jack: Amazing; whats that message? Jack: Battery low. Jill: Wow; forward it to me also!