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Humse accha Dost Mile To Batana

Dil Ki Aag Ko Ankho Se Buja Lenge; Ayegi Jo Yaad teri; Jaam Utha Lenge; Humse accha Dost Mile To Batana
teri Raho Se Usko Laat Mar Mar Ke Bhaga denge.


Aaj date hai 9 2 11

Agar aap kisi ladki se pyar karte hain to valentines day ka intejaar mat kijiye; kyonki aaj ka din ladki bhaga le jane ke liye bahut shubh hai; kyon? ? ? ? ? kyonki aaj date hai 9 2 11 Nau do gyarah!


5 rupay ke 3 pyaz mil gaye

An Indian Person: Aaj to 5 rupay ke 3 pyaz mil gaye. His wife: Wo kaise? Person: 5 rupay ka 1 usne diya; 1 mai utha ke bhaga Aur 1 usne mujhe phek ke maara!


Bakra ya Bakri

Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri? Circuit: simple bhai; pathar mar kar dekho; agar bhaga to bakra aur agar bhagi to bakri.