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Rakhi Shayari

Rakhi ka tyohar tha; Rakhi bandhne ko bhai taiyar tha; Bhai bola behna meri; Ab toh rakhi bandh do; Bahna boli; Kalai peechhe karo; Pahle rupae hazaar do.


Rakhi friends taunting

Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole; usme BOMB ya RAKHI ho Sakti hai; aapki jarasi laaparvahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai. Then celebrate Rakhi!


Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain

Munna bhai: Ae Circuit; Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain? Circuit: Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is ley bhai


Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit; bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir; yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh; simple hai bhai; Ox mane Bail; Ford maane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.


DHOBIGHAT is WASHING TOWN

Circuit: Bhai; American Rastrapati Kaha Rehte Hain? Munna Bhai: DHOBIGHAT Pe Circuit: Dhobighat Bole To? Munna Bhai: English Me Bole To WASHING TOWN!