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A bus full of housewives

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
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Jack got into a bus

Jack got into a bus on 1st April when the conductor asked for a ticket. He gave 2 Dollars and took the ticket and said April fool. I already have a pass.


Rajnikanth, A top Actor in India

Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth, A top Actor in India. At around age 25 he worked as a Bus Conductor. He worked hard then to become and actor and he succeeded.


Bus full of housewives

Bus full of housewives was crashed and every one died; husbands cried for a week. A man was stil crying after two weeks When asked why he still crying? He Replied: MY wife missed the bus.


Everyone wants change but no one

Everyone wants change but no one brings it by themselves Great lines said by. . . . . . . . . . . . YADAIAH: A City Bus Conductor. Log chillar nahi leke aate yaar.


Last night I had a dream of u

Last night I had a dream of U. U n I were trvling in bus. Sudenly the bus lost cntrl n fel into a river. Every1 swim 2 sav their lif bt U were stil swiming n searching 4 someone n then I heard Ur voice sayin; conductor do you rmember you have to give me change.