Greatest joke of the millennium

The greatest joke of the millennium: Teacher: Where is the CAPITAL of India? Student: In SWISS Bank! Business wise it is TRUE!

After elections SMS in India

After the recent Elections. India now ruled by: Amma in south; didi in east; bhenji in north; aunty in capital; madam in center; nani on top :President: and wife at home. And yet people say ITS A MANS WORLD.