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Your sleeping service

Dear Customer; Your sleeping service has been activated. Now enjoy unlimited sweet dreams browsing on your bed. Dreams to Dreams FREE. Validity: 8 hrs.


Fly in a customers soup

Customer: Waiter; theres a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do; call a lifeguard?


Customers tea cup with a fly

Customer: Waiter; whats the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I would not know sir; I am a waiter; not a fortune teller.


Soup tastes funny

Customer: Waiter; this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why arent you laughing?


Customer and waiter for chop

Customer: Waiter; is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter: Cant you tell the difference by taste? Customer: No; I cant. Waiter: Then does it really matter?


Customer and Waiter

Customer: Waiter; do you serve crabs? Waiter: Please sit down sir; we serve everyone.


Pharmacist to customer

Pharmacist to customer: To buy anti depression pills; Sir you need a proper prescription. Simply showing a picture of your wife is not enough!