Son to dad WTF

Dad joined FACEBOOK

dad : hi son
son : WTF
Dad askd son : What is WTF..??
son : WTF means Welcome to Facebook daddy.

They are… Friends !

They are… Friends ! ???
A True friend scolds like a Dad !
Cares like a Mom !
Irritates like a Sister !
Teases like a Brother !
And finally
Loves you more than a lover. ❤❤

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Mom and dad were fighting. Teacher: They were fighting! so why are you late? Student: One shoe was with dad and the other was with mom!

Never judge a person too fast

Never judge a person too fast: A very nice story! A 24-year old boy seeing out from the train window; shouted; Dad; look the trees are going behind! Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24-year olds childish behavior with pity. Suddenly he again exclaimed; Dad; look the clouds are running with us! The couple couldnt resist and said to the old man; Why dont you take your son to a good doctor? Old man smiled and said; I did and we are just coming from the hospital. My son was blind from birth. He just got his eyes today. Never judge!

Wait for a wife

Dear Boys; If you think your Dad; Mom; Teacher; Boss are strict and harsh with you?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . wait for a wife. You would love them all!