A girl died and her soul was taken to heaven; angels were shocked to see her heart still beating. . . Girl replied; I might be dead but my lover still lives in my heart. . . and thus the girl was send to hell. . . . . . . . . . . . . for over acting! 😛
A person tells: SANTA your son died! Hearing dis SARDAR jumped from 50th floor; at 35th floor he realize: I have no son! AT 20th floor he realize: I am unmarried! and AT 3rd floor: Shit! I am BANTA!
Jack: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was discovered in 1773. Jill: Thank God; I was born after that. If i would have born before; I would have died.
3 blasts Rip Mumbai apart! and it happens to be KASABs birthday on 13th July! our intelligence has been shamed and Kasab has been gifted by his cronies. Government is sleeping or died?
Top Terrorist Osama Bin Laden Killed. Time to celebrate and party. Hope all other terrorist will also be killed or they become nice person atleast.