Divorce Vs. Murder

A nice, calm & respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes & said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide❗
The pharmacist asked? “Why in the world do you need cyanide❓

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband❗

The pharmacist’s eyes?got big & he explained, “Lord have mercy❗I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law. I’ll lose my license❗They’ll throw both of us in jail❗All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not❗You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce”❗

The lady reached into her purse & pulled out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture & said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription”❗❗❗

I can have half of my salary.

After his Divorce a husband came out of the court jumping, dancing, singing ?
His friend asked him why he was so happy.
He replied “Court has said to pay my wife half of my salary.”
Friend asked “Why are you happy?”
He said “From now on I can have half of my salary.” ?

sum ques by teachrs wid brilliant ans by students

Here r sum ques by teachers wid brilliant ans by students. Q. Whic battle did tipu sultan die in? A. His last 1 Q. Hw do u stp acid indigestion? A. Stp drinkin acid Q. Whr ws da decleration of independence signd? A.At the bottom of the page. Q.What is da main reason for divorce? A.Marriage

Redefined definitions

Redefined definitions:1.LOVE: Temporary illness curable by marriage wid sum other boy or girl. 2.BOSS:Sum1 who is early wen u r late and late wen u r early.3.CIGARETTE:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper wid fire at 1 end and a fool at the other.4.DIVORCE:Future tense of marriage.5.LECTURE:The art of transforming a conscious person into a subconscious state.6.GENIUS:Well you know my name right!