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Love for feeling is for sure

Dont rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door; so by the time you start to fall; you know that your feeling is for sure.

Jack for hunting Lion

Jack standing near door. Jill: Why are you standing here? Jack: I am going to hunt a lion. Jill: then go? Jack: How can i go? Dog is standing and barking outside.

Why did Jack keep the door

Why did Jack keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from key hole.

Santa giving entrance exam

Santa giving exam while standing at the door. Banta asks Why are you standing at the door? Santa: Idiot; I am giving entrance test; dont disturb please.

A very funny quote

A very funny quote COME LIKE A RACER; SIT LIKE A YOGI and GO LIKE A KING! Whats funny? The slogan was written on a toilet door!