May be I am the first

May be I am the first one to wish u A VERY HAPPY SANKRANTI! I would be busy in flying kites and eating Sweets. So wishing you in advance Happy Makar Sankranti!

Girl romantically to a boy

Girl; Romantically: I want to tell you something. Boy: Its not good to talk while eating. After eating. Boy: now tell me darling. Girl: There was a Cockroach in your food!

Jack after eating fish

After eating a fish Jack said dont drink water otherwise fish will start swimming in the stomach.