Joke – A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college.
Rajnikanth started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is. Rajnikants Medical College of Engineering for Commerce.
Engineering Friend to a friend: Making a relation is very simple but keeping it is very difficult. If I fail anytime; give me grace marks and promote me because I dont want to lose you.
An Engineering student: Sir; We have made a nice thing with which we can see things out of the wall! Sir: Wow! What and how did you made? Student: A HOLE!
Two Engineering Student while reading in night. 1st: Whats the time? 2nd: Takes a piece of stone and hits on neighbors house. A lady shouts: Mental people; At least now you sleep; its 3 o clock.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree; I have got knowledge; I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.