Heart and Eyes Love Story

Cute love story; Heart: I Love YOU; Eye: why? Heart: bcoz my beats depends on the Beauty you Watch. Eyes: I Love you too Heart: Why? Eyes: bcoz when I watch beauty; you give the feelings for it.

If I were a tear

If I were a tear in your eye I would roll down onto your lips. But if you were a tear in my eye I would never cry as I would be afraid to lose you! I Love You.


ALZEIMERS EYE TEST: Count every F in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. how many? 3? It Wrong; there are 6. Not a joke! Read it again. Do you know why? The brain cant process the word OF.

Drinker was dieing

Drinker was dieing; suddenly GOD appears and asks what is your last wish? Drinker: God. In my next birth; I dont mind having one EYE. But please give me FOUR LIVERS. Dont Forget.

To know how rich you are

Whenever you want to know how rich you are. Dont count your money; just drop a tear from your eye and see how many hands are there to wipe it. That is Richness.