Cute love story; Heart: I Love YOU; Eye: why? Heart: bcoz my beats depends on the Beauty you Watch. Eyes: I Love you too Heart: Why? Eyes: bcoz when I watch beauty; you give the feelings for it.
Dolphins and Whales sleep with one eye open and Half Brain Working.
Many are the STARS I see; but in my eye no STAR like SHE.
If I were a tear in your eye I would roll down onto your lips. But if you were a tear in my eye I would never cry as I would be afraid to lose you! I Love You.
ALZEIMERS EYE TEST: Count every F in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. how many? 3? It Wrong; there are 6. Not a joke! Read it again. Do you know why? The brain cant process the word OF.
Drinker was dieing; suddenly GOD appears and asks what is your last wish? Drinker: God. In my next birth; I dont mind having one EYE. But please give me FOUR LIVERS. Dont Forget.
Whenever you want to know how rich you are. Dont count your money; just drop a tear from your eye and see how many hands are there to wipe it. That is Richness.