A person tells: SANTA your son died! Hearing dis SARDAR jumped from 50th floor; at 35th floor he realize: I have no son! AT 20th floor he realize: I am unmarried! and AT 3rd floor: Shit! I am BANTA!
1st thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very H ARD to crack! Answered by a topper!