In a Laundry: Ladies, Leave your clothes here and then spend the afternoon having a good time!
Advertisement for donkey rides: Would you like to ride on your own ASS?
In a restaurant in a Village: Open Seven Days a Week and Weekends.
In Dry Cleaner’s Shop: Drop your trousers here for the best results.
In a Lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Written just on the Doctor’s Door: Specialist in Women and other Diseases.
In a Temple a Notice: It is forbidden to enter a woman; even a Foreigner; if dressed as a man.