Enjoy the funniest cricket messages for having a good laugh. Aaj 1st semi final ke baad humein pata chalegaa ki.humein lagaan dekhni hai ya border! Brilliant sign at Pune tea stall:Tea will be served only in the sauceras Mumbai took away the cup! They said, When Potassium Hydroxide (KOH) is added with Lithium (Li)it becomes Explosive Reagent.Well said… “KOH+Li=KOHLI! I have five tickets for the Mumbai semifinal.Anyone interested in coming?……..Agar Aisa Koi Message Aaye,To Mujhe Batana. Main Bhi Chaloonga! Smith : Aaj Phir Haar Gaye, Finch : Sahi Mein Yaar…. Smith : Maine Bola ThaKi Green Dress Mat Pehno,India Wale […]
Funny Jokes in English for Whatsapp Status Girl and Boy Funny joke Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet. One line funny joke What is dangerous? – Sneezing when you’re having diarrhea! 8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course. Funny Joke for whatsapp Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?” Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow? Need cheering up? Start a fight with somebody when […]
Dear Tom Cruise; A Camel in the middle of the city in Dubai; We said fine; it can be. Climbing up the Burj Khalifa. We said; can be normal. Running in the middle of a sand storm and coming out in Deira. We said; its ok. Half an hour jumping and rolling over cars and only breaking ur little toe. Fineeeeee. But driving that fast in India without an accident; Now thats Mission Impossible.
One day a Boys Girlfriend was approaching. The boy was not in the city so he ordered 24 red roses for her girlfriend and called her up; Dear I have sent you as many roses as of your Age is going to be on the birthday! While delivering florist thought; Its a good customer for me today; Lets add 10 More! So he gave 34 instead of 24! And till today the Boy didnt understand why she broked!