Enjoy the funniest cricket messages for having a good laugh. Aaj 1st semi final ke baad humein pata chalegaa ki.humein lagaan dekhni hai ya border! Brilliant sign at Pune tea stall:Tea will be served only in the sauceras Mumbai took away the cup! They said, When Potassium Hydroxide (KOH) is added with Lithium (Li)it becomes Explosive Reagent.Well said… “KOH+Li=KOHLI! I have five tickets for the Mumbai semifinal.Anyone interested in coming?……..Agar Aisa Koi Message Aaye,To Mujhe Batana. Main Bhi Chaloonga! Smith : Aaj Phir Haar Gaye, Finch : Sahi Mein Yaar…. Smith : Maine Bola ThaKi Green Dress Mat Pehno,India Wale […]
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Funny Jokes in English for Whatsapp Status Girl and Boy Funny joke Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet. One line funny joke What is dangerous? – Sneezing when you’re having diarrhea! 8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course. Funny Joke for whatsapp Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?” Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow? Need cheering up? Start a fight with somebody when […]
A Little Boy Was Selling Parachutes. Little Boy: “Buy This Parachute And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency” Customer: “What If This Does Not Open When Needed?” Little Boy: “You’ll Get Your Money Back“
A funny life cycle; COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRIEND n GIRLFRIEND OF COCKROACH.
Funny but true THOUGHT… In the past, nobody had a watch but Everyone had TIME. Now everyone has a watch but NOBODY has TIME…:-)
Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
2011 is just at its end; If any mistake; mischief, wrong thing has been done. . . . . . . . You can ask me to forgive; I will forgive; I am in a Good mood! 😛 Happy New Year in Advance.
Funny Marathi Message बसमध्ये कनडक्टर:- बाई मुलांचं वय किती????? . . बाई:-धाकटा २ वर्ष, . मधला २.५ वर्ष, . थोरला ३ वर्ष…….. . . बस कनडक्टर:- बाई वय भले हि कमी सांगा पण,,, . . गँप तरी ९ महिन्यांचा ठेवा …… बाई : मधला जावेचा आहे .. मुडद्या.. 😡😡😡
Funny Marathi Message एकदा मासेमारीसाठी गेलो तेव्हा… . . . . . . . . . . . एका सापाने बेडूक पकडलेला मी पाहिला. . बेडूक मोठ्या माशासाठी चांगले भक्ष म्हणून मी सापाला पकडून बेडूक त्याच्या तोंडातून काढला… . . . . सापाला मला चाऊ न देता परत सोडण्यासाठी मी काय करावे यावर थोडा विचार केला, आणि बाटलीतून थोडी राॅयल स्टॅग (royal stag) त्याच्या तोंडात ओतली….. . . . . सापाचे डोळे गरगरले आणि तो पाण्यात निघून गेला. . . . मग मी मासे पकडण्यासाठी गळाला तो बेडूक लावून गळ पाण्यात टाकला. . . थोड्या वेळाने पायाशी हालचाल झाली म्हणून […]
Marathi Funny message गावातल्या आडावर ४ बायका पाणी भरत होत्या. त्यातल्या एकीचा मुलगा तिथुन निघाला होता, तर त्याला पाहुन ती म्हणाली, तो बघा माझा मुलगा इंग्लिश मेडियामला आहे. पुन्हा दुसरीचा मुलगा तिथुन निघाला तर त्याला पाहुन ती पण म्हणाली तो बघा माझा मुलगा खाजगी शाळेत आहे. त्यानंतर तिसरीचा मुलगा तिथुन निघाला होता तर त्याला पाहुन त्याची आई म्हणाली तो बघा माझा मुलगा सीबीएसई ला आहे. तेवढ्यात चौथीचा मुलगा तिथुन निघाला असता त्याने आपल्या आईला पाहीले व जवळ आला, पाण्याची कळशी खांदयावर घेतली नि म्हणाला आई चल घरी. त्याची आई म्हणाली जि प च्या शाळेत शिकत आहे . आईच्या चेहर्यावरील आनंद […]
Fun in the barber shop
Funny Note
Funny sign of tweeting
Forget the tip to Gardener
Funny t-shirt baby
Funny style of sitting of baby
Funny Road Sign. Animals may eat you and fall Sick.
Funny for this kid. No Bicycles, No Dogs. Lol!
Funny baby Look
Dear Tom Cruise; A Camel in the middle of the city in Dubai; We said fine; it can be. Climbing up the Burj Khalifa. We said; can be normal. Running in the middle of a sand storm and coming out in Deira. We said; its ok. Half an hour jumping and rolling over cars and only breaking ur little toe. Fineeeeee. But driving that fast in India without an accident; Now thats Mission Impossible.
One day a Boys Girlfriend was approaching. The boy was not in the city so he ordered 24 red roses for her girlfriend and called her up; Dear I have sent you as many roses as of your Age is going to be on the birthday! While delivering florist thought; Its a good customer for me today; Lets add 10 More! So he gave 34 instead of 24! And till today the Boy didnt understand why she broked!
Funny things people do: Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you leave because you think it will make a difference.
A very funny quote COME LIKE A RACER; SIT LIKE A YOGI and GO LIKE A KING! Whats funny? The slogan was written on a toilet door!
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke; a conversation; a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself. Truly for you Happy Friendship day!
I feel; a feel; a funny feel; a funny feel I feel; if you feel the feel I feel; I feel the feel you feel.