husband


I can have half of my salary.

After his Divorce a husband came out of the court jumping, dancing, singing ?
His friend asked him why he was so happy.
He replied “Court has said to pay my wife half of my salary.”
Friend asked “Why are you happy?”
He said “From now on I can have half of my salary.” ?


Husbands and Wives in Heaven with God

In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues…
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue…

God said “So you control ur wife?”

Man: “R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here”???…


A bus full of housewives

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
????⛄?


I’m following Indirani Mukerjee

No more jokes – I’m following Indirani Mukerjea story. Comedy, Romance, Adultery, Murder, Suspense- damn! that lady lead crazy life…

Indrani Mukerjea –
A 2nd wife of her 3rd husband is charged along with her 2nd husband of killing her sister now daughter from her 1st husband who was having affair with her 3rd husbands son from his 1st wife

We thought Algebra vector integration and applied Maths had complex equations ???


road between USA and India

God: I am pleased with your prayers. Ask me what do you want? Man: I want to lay a road between USA and India. God: That is not possible. Laying road over seas, land and across boundaries of different countries is very difficult. Ask me something else. Man: Please make my wife listen to whatever I say and obey. God: Tell me son, do you want single lane or double lane road.


Girl to her father love on Website, facebook, skype, viber, twitter, makemytrip, flipkart, gmail

Girl: पापा एक Important बात थी
Father:बोलो
Girl: मैं एक लड़के से प्यार करती हूँ
पर बो America मे रहता हैं
* website में हमारी जान पहचान हुई
* Facebook में दोस्ती हुई
*Skype में उसने मुझे propose किया
* Viber में हमलोग दो महीने से प्यार कर
रहें हैं
Father : really
तो अब
* Twitter में शादी करो
* Make my trip में हनीमून करो
* Flip kart से बच्चा मंगवालो
* Gmail में receive करलो
Last में
* अगर Husband अच्छा न लगे तो Olx में
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