A bird shits on a Jack. Jack shouts angrily; DONT YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR? The bird shouted back; Do you shit in Underwear itself!
Principal to Jack: Why do you come to school every day and sit in the class. Jack: Silly question; Just for the Attendance!
Jack prays daily for Two hours. GOD; make me lucky by winning lottery. After 11 years God appeared and said: My SON atleast take a Lottery ticket and Pray!
Jack standing near door. Jill: Why are you standing here? Jack: I am going to hunt a lion. Jill: then go? Jack: How can i go? Dog is standing and barking outside.
Why did Jack keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from key hole.