A bird shits on a Jack. Jack shouts angrily; DONT YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR? The bird shouted back; Do you shit in Underwear itself!
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Principal to Jack: Why do you come to school every day and sit in the class. Jack: Silly question; Just for the Attendance!
Jack prays daily for Two hours. GOD; make me lucky by winning lottery. After 11 years God appeared and said: My SON atleast take a Lottery ticket and Pray!
Jack standing near door. Jill: Why are you standing here? Jack: I am going to hunt a lion. Jill: then go? Jack: How can i go? Dog is standing and barking outside.
Why did Jack keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from key hole.
Jack to Jill: I was born on April Fools Day; guess what happened the joke was on my parents!
Jack got into a bus on 1st April when the conductor asked for a ticket. He gave 2 Dollars and took the ticket and said April fool. I already have a pass.
Height of commitment: Jack leaves the exam just after 5 Min. it started. Jill: Dont you know answers in the paper? Jack: Thats not the matter. I have to get ready for tomorrows paper.
Jacks son was filling a Application form. Son: Father; What should I fill in mother tongue? Jack: Write; very long and uncontrollable.
Jack saw a board at the center of a River; He tried to read; but he cant read it. So; Jill asked him to swim into the River and read. Then he read CROCODILES INSIDE DONT SWIM!
Salesman Jill: Sir; Do you need Cockroach powder? Jack: No; We dont love our cockroaches so much. Today if we give them Powder; tomorrow they will ask Deodorant.
Jack: How many great men are born in our city?? Jill: None; only babies were born.
Jack found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first The chicken or The egg? Oh Dude; what ever your order first; it will come!
Jack: If I had seven apples in one hand and eight apples in the other; what would I have? Jill: BIG HANDS!
Jack goes to a Library and asks for a book: Psycho The Rapist. The Librarian searches for many hours; came back slaps and says: Idiot; the book is called Psychotherapist.
One day JACKs radio was not working. He opened the radio and found a dead cockroach. JACK: oh my God the SINGER is dead!
After eating a fish Jack said dont drink water otherwise fish will start swimming in the stomach.
I am deleting your number from my phone as I always send you messages but you never reply. So Good Bye!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jack sent this message to customer care. You dont worry!
Jack: Can I go to toilet its emergency please. Teacher Jill: First you say A to Z. Jack: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSUVWXZ. Jill: wheres letters P O T Y. Jack: Its running down my leg. Hehe
Jack went to hotel. Ordered food. . . . . . .Eat food. . . . . Paid for the Bill. . . . . Went to home. . . No jokes. . . . MARCH ending. Be serious!
Jack went to purchase a sandal for his wife. Shop Owner: Which size you need? Jack: Oh; I forgot the size; can you please check the STAMPED image on my back.
Attendence please. . . Jack. . . . . . Yes Sir. . . Tom. . . Yes Sir. . . . Dick. . . . Yes Sir. . . . Dog. . . ? ? . . . DOG. . . ? ? ? . . Press the Button; its your turn to say YES SIR!
SITUATION OF BOYS: TITANIC: Jack died; Rosy escape. DEVDAS: Shahruk died; Aishwarya escape. TAJMAHAL: Ajay was killed; Pooja Gandhi escape. Last but; not least Nityananda caught by police. Ranjitha escape. MORAL: Girls are always on safer side! Wake up guys. . . wake up. . . .
Jill: Do you know that in paradise you cant stay with your wife. Jack: Its right. Jill: Why? Jack: Oh my dear mental wife; thats the reason why it is called paradise!
Jack selling parachute. You Can Jump from plane and press button and you can land safely. Customer Jill: If parachute does not open? Jack: I will give the money back!