kanjoos


Ek kanjoos aur Dukandar

Ek kanjoos: Tuthbrush dena; mere brush ka ek baal toot gaya hai. Dukandar: ek baal tutne par naya kyon le rahe ho? Kanjoos: Jo tuta hai vo aakhri tha!


Kanjoos Marwadi in Titanic

Kanjoos Marwadi Titanic ke saath doob raha tha; Par hass raha tha. Man: oye; Kyun hass rahe ho? Kanjoos Marwadi: Shukr hai return ticket nahi kharida varna waste ho jata.


Kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with a kanjoos Girl

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with a kanjoos Girl; Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali me SIKKA fekungi; aawaz sunkar tum turant andar aa jana. BUT Boy sikka fekne ke Ek ghante baad aaya; Girl: Itni der kyu laga di? Boy: Wo main sikka DHUND raha tha; Girl: Pagal wo to DHAAGA BAANDH ke feka tha; wapas kheech liya tha.