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Funny letter by a Gaon Lady

Gaon me ek lady ko letter likhna tha apne husband ko. Par wo janti nahi thi ke fullstops kaha lagana hai. Isliye jaha mann me aaya wahi laga deti thi. Letter: Mere pyare; mera pranam apke charno me. Apne abi tak chithi nai likhi meri saheli ko. nokri mil gayi he hamari gaai ko. Bachda diya hai dadaji ne. Sharab ke lat laga li hai maine. tumko bhaut khat likhe par tum ni aye kutte ke bache. Bhedia kha gaya do mahine ka rashan. Chutti par ate samay le aana tumhari aurat.


Aapka kutta to sher jaisa

Santa: Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai! Kya khilate ho isey? Banta: Wo sher hi hai.  Saala Pyaar vyar ke chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai!