Jack A to Z

Jack: Can I go to toilet its emergency please. Teacher Jill: First you say A to Z. Jack: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSUVWXZ. Jill: wheres letters P O T Y. Jack: Its running down my leg. Hehe

Santa experiments a Cockroach

Santa experiments a Cockroach. He cut his one leg and told it to walk. Cockroach began moving slowly. He continued this till all the legs were cut. Then he told it to walk; But it did not move. So Santa wrote a Conclusion: If all the legs of a cockroach are cut. It Becomes DEAF!