GIRLS; GIRLS; GIRLS; If you praise them; they think you are lying; If you dont; You are good for nothing. If they talk; they want you to listen; If you listen; they want you to talk. if you touch them; You are not a gentle man; If you dont; you are not a Man. If you agree to all their likes; You are an idiot; have no own mind. If you dont; you are not understanding Girls; So hard to live with them; yet even HARDER to live without them.
Women should put pictures of her missing husband on the beer cans which husband likes. As it is the only way to easily locate him.
She likes him. He likes her. Everyone knows. Except them.