A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much I should pay… Devil: Nothing, calling hell to hell is free.
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A funny life cycle; COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRIEND n GIRLFRIEND OF COCKROACH.
MAN in GODs shop; Wat do u sell? GOD; What ever ur heart desires. Man; I want success & happiness. GOD smiled and said; I sell only seeds not fruits
A Man asked GOD: I WANT HAPPINESS. GOD Said: 1st Remove I That’s Ego. Then Remove Want That’s Desire. See u R Left wid only HAPPINESS.
Man: “I was born in California.”Woman: “Which part?”Man: “All of me.” Man: “Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?”Woman: “No, I’m sorry I don’t.”Man: “Well, it’s two blocks this way, then one […]