Man in Hell Funny Joke

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much I should pay…
Devil: Nothing, calling hell to hell is free.

A funny life cycle

A funny life cycle; COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRIEND n GIRLFRIEND OF COCKROACH.

MAN in GODs shop

MAN in GODs shop; Wat do u sell? GOD; What ever ur heart desires. Man; I want success & happiness. GOD smiled and said; I sell only seeds not fruits

Man asking God I want happiness

A Man asked GOD: I WANT HAPPINESS. GOD Said: 1st Remove I That’s Ego. Then Remove Want That’s Desire. See u R Left wid only HAPPINESS.

Man and Woman, A Joke

Man: “I was born in California.”
Woman: “Which part?”
Man: “All of me.”

Man: “Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?”
Woman: “No, I’m sorry I don’t.”
Man: “Well, it’s two blocks this way, then one block to the left.”

Marriage is that relation

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal; the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.