maths


Two Guys coming out

Two Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hand. 1st guy: Which paper was it? 2nd guy: I think maths. . 1st guy: (surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: No I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator.


Susie and her Dad

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day; shouting; Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today! Thats great; Sweetheart; said her daddy. Come in to the living room and tell me about it. Well; began the confession; I got 50 in spelling; 30 in maths and 20 in science.


IIT Maths Question

IIT Maths x married z twice his age; left her and now dates y half his age. How old is x? Students wrote: dont know; but x surely is Saif Ali Khan.


Santa in Maths Class

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!