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A person tells: SANTA your son died! Hearing dis SARDAR jumped from 50th floor; at 35th floor he realize: I have no son! AT 20th floor he realize: I am unmarried! and AT 3rd floor: Shit! I am BANTA!
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I am watching all this news of the tsunami in Japan. It breaks my heart. My thoughts go out to everyone affected. By Ellen DeGeneres