Santa’s Funny Style question in Bank

Santa shouted in a bank: Did any one lost a bunch of currency notes on which Rubber band was there? Every one lifted their hands saying yes. Lol! Santa: Currency notes may have been taken by someone; I just got this rubber band!

Heights of begging

Heights of begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him; Please do not make noise by dropping coins; offer notes.