puja


Navratri 2015 Puja Daily

Navratri means Nine Nights and all the nine nights different puja is performed. Day 1 Pratipada : Ghatasthapana Shailputri Puja, Day 2 Dwitiya : Chandra Darshan Brahmacharini Puja, Day 3 Tritiya : Sindoor Tritiya Chandraghanta Puja, Day 4 chaturthi : Varad Vinayaka Chauth, Day 5 Panchami : Upang Lalita Vrat Skandamata Puja, Day 6 Shashthi : Saraswati Awahan Katyayani Puja, Day 7 Saptami : Saraswati Puja Kalaratri Puja, Day 8 Ashtami : Durga Ashtami Mahagauri Puja Sandhi Puja, Maha Ashtami, Day 9 Navami : Ayudha Puja Durga Visarjan, Maha Navami.


Student Clean Escape on Home Work

Teacher to student: Homework kyun nahi kiya? Student: Sir; light nahi thi. Teacher: toh mombatti jala leta. Student: Sir; maachis nahi thi. Teacher: kyu? Student: Puja ghar mein rakhi thi. Teacher: toh le aata. Student: Nahaya nahi tha; Sir! Teacher: Nahaya kyun nahi tha? Student: Paani nahi tha sir. Teacher: Arey; pani kyu ni tha? Student: Sir; motor nahi chal rai thi! Teacher: Huh; Huh. ab motor ko kya hua kamine? Student: Sir kitni bar bolun light nahi thi! Have a bhejaFRY