Once a lady got fed up and asked to her friend; How to tackle husband. Her friend replied its simple; just take a electronic tag and attach him!
A Girl was resting on her lovers shoulders.She asked. How long can I rest on your shoulder? He Replied. Till the people take me on their shoulders.
Two Guys saw Tiger. One started running. Other asks are u faster than tiger? He replied; I have to Run faster than u. Its Competitive world be careful!