This new year may your monthly salary

This new year may your monthly salary come in six figures; may you take your loved ones for a ride on your private yacht and may all your illusions fade away. A very happy New year to you.

I can have half of my salary.

After his Divorce a husband came out of the court jumping, dancing, singing ?
His friend asked him why he was so happy.
He replied “Court has said to pay my wife half of my salary.”
Friend asked “Why are you happy?”
He said “From now on I can have half of my salary.” ?

Best happy moment is

Best happy moment is Getting the job and giving the first salary to your parents.

Vacancy in my heart

Vacancy in my heart for a True Friend. Eligibility: Loving and Caring; Duty: To Love; Experience: Not required; Salary: Never Ending LOVE; Joining: ASAP; ARE YOU interested? then lets celebrate friendship day!

Want to work in Railways

Do you want to work in Railways? Salary: 35000 Bucks per month. Job details are: The head light of Super Fast Express is under repair. Just hold a Torch and stand in front of the Running train!

Boys Happiness for Salary

Height of Happines: A boy got a job in girls hostel and after two months the hostel owner asked: Why you did not come to take your salary? Boy: What are you say! I will also get salary!

Life and our Friendship

Life will change from Classroom 2 Office; Jeans 2 Formals; Books 2 Files; Pocket money 2 Salary; But; what will never change; is our FRIENDSHIP.