Santa is coming to town in this fast paced arcade game where you need to show good timing instead of reactions. Santa needs some Christmas tree balls to decorate his sleigh. With a single tap or click you drop on of the Christmas tree balls. If your timing is right, it will fall right into Santa’s basket. If you shatter on of the balls you will lose the game. Santa does not need broken fragments, he needs shiny Christmas balls to make his sleigh look good and the kids jaws drop in awe. Touch and Catch – Being Santa features […]
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Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol? Banta: In case the siren wont work; one of them to scream Wouuuu-Wouuuuu and the other Blue; Red; Blue; Red; Blue; Red.
Santa shouted in a bank: Did any one lost a bunch of currency notes on which Rubber band was there? Every one lifted their hands saying yes. Lol! Santa: Currency notes may have been taken by someone; I just got this rubber band!
Funniest Christmas SMS; Dear Santa; What do you want for Christmas? Regards Rajinikanth!
Santas Kid: Our teacher has a problem of forgetting dad. Santa: Why? kid: Our teacher wrote RAMAYAN on board and forget. She asks who wrote RAMAYAN?
Santa: people think that I am GOD. Banta: How do you Know? Santa: When ever I go to any place; Every one says. Oh my God; You came again!
Santa: Go and water the plants. Banta: Its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
One dog was sitting under the santa car. Santa: what are you doing under my car. Dont try to become an engineer.
Santa calls Banta and asks How long does it take to fly to USA? Just a sec; comes an answer as Banta was busy. Thank you says the Santa and hangs up!
Santa: Women live a better; longer and peaceful life as compared to men. Banta: Why? Santa: Women dont have a wife!
Santa did not know answer in exam. He thinks a lot and he gets idea of mobile recharge card and just write one line for each question. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just scratch here and check answer.
Banta to Santa: Santa; petrol tank is now empty; Car cannot go forward now. Santa: No Worries; Take the car backwards where we came from!
Santa: I have invented a new computer which behaves like a human being. Banta: Really! Can you show me in what way? Santa: whenever it makes a mistake; it blames other computers.
A person tells: SANTA your son died! Hearing dis SARDAR jumped from 50th floor; at 35th floor he realize: I have no son! AT 20th floor he realize: I am unmarried! and AT 3rd floor: Shit! I am BANTA!
Banta selling Parashut: Jump from the Plane; press the button; and you will safely land; Santa: If Parachute doesnt open? Banta: Dont worry; take your money back!
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. Banta asks Why are you standing at the door? Santa: Idiot; I am giving entrance test; dont disturb please.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What will you take as a punishment 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I will take the money.
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? Ans: Because they advertised: Free Delivery.
Santa walks into a library and asks; Can I have a burger and a coke? Banta Librarian; I am sorry; this is a library. Santa whispers; Can I have a burger and fries?
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa you will die. Santa: You fool; you will die; have you not heard the announcement of train is coming on platform no.2 where you are standing.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: are you ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No!; theres nothing down here.
Banta: Name the three fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone; Radio; Television; Tell-a-woman.
Santa: God; if you give me 100 rupees; I will share 50 rupees with my best friend banta! :After waliking some distance; he finds a 50 rupee note: Santa: Shame on you God; you dont even trust me a little? You have already given the share to Banta!
Santa phoned Banta: I am not coming to party. The stearing; dash board; gears of car have been stolen. Banta: Oh! Report to police. Santa After sometime calls again: I am coming Banta; earlier I sat on the back seat.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that Banta might watch him from the key hole.