Santa: people think that I am GOD. Banta: How do you Know? Santa: When ever I go to any place; Every one says. Oh my God; You came again!
Santa: Go and water the plants. Banta: Its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
One dog was sitting under the santa car. Santa: what are you doing under my car. Dont try to become an engineer.
Santa calls Banta and asks How long does it take to fly to USA? Just a sec; comes an answer as Banta was busy. Thank you says the Santa and hangs up!
Santa: Women live a better; longer and peaceful life as compared to men. Banta: Why? Santa: Women dont have a wife!