Sitting in your bed

Sitting in your bed; thinking of one person and remembering all those memories and then realize that they might never happen again.

I saw Susie sitting

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

I had a dream last night

I had a dream last night. Only YOU and ME sitting together. You were looking me continously because I was eating PANIPURI dish and you were asking; please give me one; please

Naughty kid in toilet

A naughty kid was sitting in toilet; but potty was not coming. After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted At least come out now duffer; I am not going to eat you!

Funniest moment in student life

Which is the most funniest moment in student life: When we have no idea what to write in the exam and the invigilator comes and says. Put your answer sheet in the middle; the boy sitting at your back is seeing!

IPL Match Joke on Santa

In A Cricket Ground during IPL match. Security: Cricket Match Is Over Now; Why are you Still Sitting? Santa: Oye Yaar. I am waiting for Highlights!