Belated birthday wishes

Dear Friend; My plane crashed but I am fine; My car was stolen yesterday; I missed the bus and my mobile battery was too low thats why I cant get you yesterday; please forgive me for wishing it today. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

An ingenious example of Speech and Diplomacy

An ingenious example of Speech and Diplomacy occurred Recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile. A Representative from India began: Before beginning my speech; I want to tell you something about Rishi:Saint Kashyap of Kashmir; after whom Kashmir is named! When he struck a Rock and it brought forth water; he thought; What a good Opportunity to have a Bath! He removed his clothes; put them aside on the Rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress; his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them! The Pakistani representative jumped up Furiously and shouted; What are you talking about? The Pakistanis were not there then! The Indian Representative smiled and said; And now that we have made that clear; I will begin my speech. And they say Kashmir belongs to them!

A machine invnted 2catch thieves

A machine invented 2catch thieves was tested. In UK; It caught 50 thieves in 30 min; Spain:It caught 110 India:In 15 min machines was stolen! CHAK DE INDIA!