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Got the first person to invent exams

Got it. mil gaya sala harami kutta kamina. HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN was the first to invent THE EXAMS . . . 4WARD 2 all students. . . ! ! ! !


Height of flirting

Height of flirting. Teacher: Where is your Assignment? book? Student: Mam; I lost it While fighting with students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this school.


Rajnikanth started college

Rajnikanth started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is. Rajnikants Medical College of Engineering for Commerce.


KANTRI gadini RAMUDU

KANTRI gadini RAMUDU ga marchagalavaa? M.SC Students: thats impossible. M.B.A students: chala kastam B.Tech Students:enno chusam tokkalodi idi cheyyalema? kantri=kam+tri =come+three = ra+3 =ra+mudu =RAMUDU dimma tirigi mind block iyndi kaduu thats b.tech. we rock!!


Most things good for writing

Most things good for writing are bad for life. May your life be not very good material; is a blessing I offer students. By Lorrie Moore


IIT Maths Question

IIT Maths x married z twice his age; left her and now dates y half his age. How old is x? Students wrote: dont know; but x surely is Saif Ali Khan.


MBBS Students 1st class of anatomy

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead body. The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor. The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED REGARDING ANYTHING about BODY; e.g. He inserted his finger in bodys mouth and on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth. Then he said them to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes. But; eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dead bodys mouth and then tasted it. When everyone finished; the Professor looked at them and said: The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION; I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Moral: Life is tough; but its a lot tougher when you are not paying attention.