God tested me

One day God tested me; Erased and formatted all my memory and asked Do you remember anyone now? I told him you name. God: Oh! Some Viruses Cant Be Formatted.

A machine invnted 2catch thieves

A machine invented 2catch thieves was tested. In UK; It caught 50 thieves in 30 min; Spain:It caught 110 India:In 15 min machines was stolen! CHAK DE INDIA!